jaden smith always looks like he’s trying to read off a menu from a distance

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01.Aug.14 3 hours ago
01.Aug.14 3 hours ago


when your friends say there are hot guys at the partyimage

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01.Aug.14 3 hours ago

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
01.Aug.14 14 hours ago



instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

Did you see that ass oniichan? Oniichan check out this sick meme shirt. Cool story oniichan.

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01.Aug.14 14 hours ago


id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

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01.Aug.14 15 hours ago